Hey! Party at Judge Johnson's!

Judge Faith Johnson threw a party at her courtroom last week. The guest of honor was Mr. Billy Wayne who disappeared a year ago after he was due to show up at trial for aggravated assault as well as several other criminal acts dating back to the 1980s.

Mr. Wayne had nearly choked his girlfriend to death last November, and then fled to escape his sentence. Judge Johnson was infuriated when the jury, the defense attorneys, the prosecutors, and just about everyone else showed up to the trial except for Mr. Wayne.

Upon Mr. Wayne's discovery at a nearby town, Judge Johnson organized a party including guests, balloons, streamers, and even a cake with Mr. Wayne's name on it. It was a celebration that Mr. Wayne will finally be able to accept what has been waiting for him: a life sentence in prison. Despite how amusing the party may have been, Judge Johnson may now face disciplinary action for misconduct. Charges, if any at all, will be released in the following weeks.